Title: A Girl’s Best Friend
Author: John Kellerman
Publisher: Greenleaf Classics (1979)
Plot Summary: Virginia trips and falls while getting dressed one morning. Her faithful dog, Rudy, rushes to make sure she is okay. He licks her face and Virginia gets dressed and the idea of bestiality never crosses her mind, because why would it?
Title: The Mating Cry
Author: A.E. van Vogt
Publisher: Galaxy (1960)
Plot Summary: Nope.
Title: A Shore Thing
Author: Nicole Polizzi
Publisher: Gallery Books (2011)
Plot Summary: After styling her hair in a manner that went out of fashion in the 1960’s, Brooke Parker hits the town. While bar hopping, two drunken publishers accidentally give her a book deal, and Brooke is forced to overcome her inability to spell the word “Sure” correctly.
Title: Seducer
Author: Aubrey Ross
Publisher: Ellora’s Cave (2009)
Plot Summary: Officer Chett Hayes must solve a murder at a local nudist colony. Unfortunately for him, he has to do it deep undercover. No clothes. No badge. No telling what will happen.
Title: The Wazir and the Witch
Author: Hugh Cook
Publisher: Corgi (1990)
Plot Summary: A group of friends go on an adventure to a magical land where they are quickly eaten by a giant crab.
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